Thursday, August 18, 2011

Occam's Razor



221B
Here dwell together still two men of note
Who never lived and so can never die:
How very near they seem, yet how remote
That age before the world went all awry.
But still the game’s afoot for those with ears
Attuned to catch the distant view-halloo:
England is England yet, for all our fears–
Only those things the heart believes are true.

A yellow fog swirls past the window-pane
As night descends upon this fabled street:
A lonely hansom splashes through the rain,
The ghostly gas lamps fail at twenty feet.
Here, though the world explode, these two survive,
And it is always eighteen ninety-five.

– Vincent Starrett

  I am in the middle of writing a poem for my next writer's meeting titled "Elementary" as an unexpected twist on our theme- elements.  It is, of course, about my very favorite detective, Mr. Holmes.  As with my Jane Eyre poem, I feel I can never do such literary genius-justice.  Everything seems hollow and false, no matter how hard I really, really try.  So this time I succumbed to temptation and looked at what other writers have done with the same theme.  MISTAKE!  They are all much, much better than mine.  Le Sigh.  Even still, as my deadline draws closer, it spurs me on to perhaps see if I can gild my tragedy, oooo, maybe I'll use that.  In my online wandering, I came across this poem which I especially loved and therefore wanted to post.  Enjoy.


Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Meanwhile...back in '08


To the esteemed Professor 
 
Dear sir,
   
      The discoveries we have made in Plot 39-A have been amazing.  What began as a shard of pottery has become evidence for a whole new civilization.  It was soon clear that the shard was once part of a drinking cup.  One easily imagines these desert people sitting down to a refreshing drink of water, cooling their parched throats after spending all day herding tri-horned ducks (THD).  Yes, you read me correctly.  I also thought once that they did not exist.  We have now found evidence to the contrary and believe me when I say this culture based its whole economy on these smallish creatures.  This discovery will change everything we know about Pacific Asian cultures and history!  There is some bad news to communicate.  We have had to lock away poor Huntington as he went quite mad after soemone tried to catalogue his find of a THD engraved headdress.  Also, we have not been able to find Roger Mountjoy since he wandered off to the south murmuring something about an oasis filled with feathers.  The natives here are very superstitious and claim knowledge of an old legend about these ancient peoples.  Disturbing things I give no credence to of course, being a person of science.  Yet, since we began unearthing the tombs and found the remains of a communal house there have been strange noises at night.  When the wind calms down, there is a sound that I can only liken to the sound of one lone and distant quack.  I know it is only the stories of the workers getting to me as I am now here alone with them.  It makes me wish you had not been waylaid in Borneo and were here with me now to inject some of your droll humor into this...situation.  One of the workers came in yesterday screaming "Dr. Beck, Dr. Beck!" with an look of absolute terror on his face and collapsed at my feet.  He was dead.  Looked to me like he was in advanced state of malaria, like the kind we saw in Panama.  The thing is, you don't usually see cases of malaria in the desert. 
 
 

Friday, August 5, 2011